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There’s a common English phrase ‘putting lipstick on a pig’ that I think at times is a perfect description of MLS over-hype. Everyone agrees that MLS is getting better, everyone thinks that American soccer has room to grow … the issue is WHEN will this occur? Will it be 2016? 2040? Never?
A good example is when a regular MLS fan has the opportunity to watch a game with someone who never watches MLS games. Chances are the new American viewer already knows about English teams, it’s just they’ve never bothered to invest time into researching American teams.
To make this short, I’ll provide a short summary of my experiences watching LA and Seattle fight for the Supporter Shield. In a way, you can consider this game as a fight to be the #1 team in MLS.
1. Dempsey and Donovan were the only two recognizable stars, but one is retiring and the other says he’s playing too much. I tried to talk up Zardes but Zardes can’t dribble all that well yet and hasn’t done anything internationally, he didn’t make any highlights yesterday. I also mentioned Yedlin was going to Tottenham but he’s pretty much a defender and it’s not like Tottenham is a super team.
2. Passes didn’t connect, players kept receiving yellow cards and the Swansea vs Leicester City game seemed like El Classico in comparison. Seattle vs LA was a flashback to last years MLS Cup where KC and Real Salt Lake fouled each-other into oblivion and went to penalties. I’m not saying that MLS doesn’t have technical ability, it has some but that takes a backseat to securing field position and pressuring the ball.
3. There’s a huge difference in game speed between European play and American play. This is an elephant in the room because you can’t throw money at a player and expect them to play faster. If you sign two big-name foreign players and stick them with a slow team, the entire team is still slow. And when I’m talking about game speed, I’m not talking about English soccer, I’m talking about European Champions League play at the top levels. Almost every pass is connected and players truly have to go around like race horses for over an hour. Klinsmann isn’t trying to get American players to be satisfied with English play, he wants a few of them in Champions League play.
So yeah, good luck with trying to convince your friend about the MLS Supporters Shield when passes fly off into the crowd and a player would rather kick shins than try and defend better. In the meantime ……
I TYPED BEFORE AND WAS RIGHT – MLS IN CONCACAF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WOULD TRIP ON THEIR SHOELACES.
1. NYRB sent out B teams everywhere and were afraid of injuring millionaire players. I don’t blame them but the team’s depth was thin. They were eliminated.
2. Portland was part of a rule change that allowed them to play in the tournament. Otherwise RSL would’ve played (and maybe succeeded). The Timbers also were eliminated.
3. Sporting KC is the defending MLS Cup Champion, they were eliminated as well.
The two MLS teams allowed into the next round are Montreal and DC. One of them is IN LAST PLACE of the MLS right now, the other was IN LAST PLACE last year. You can’t write this. It will be a miracle if DC United pulls through and succeeds this tournament. Good luck for the next round MLS!!!
I didn’t mean to write three acronyms in the title, it just sort of worked out that way; kind of like Bradley Wright Philips’s hot year with the Red Bulls. So without further ado, I’ll over-look into an MLS
Propaganda Insider video in absurd detail, make inaccurate projections and pretty much nit-pick on certain things I notice that seem to go under the radar.
Here is the video that was released this week:
Also, if you wanted to brush up on BWP’s career before MLS here is the Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_Wright-Phillips
It’s also important to note that after a middling season with Manchester City (before they became Manchester-Rich as God-City), BWP dropped down to the Championship and dropped again to League One. So of course, what happened is that a decent striker from the 3rd division of English Soccer, gets on a plane to America and then becomes the GOLDEN BOOT LEADER.
So let’s start the video!:
0-20 Bradley compares goal scoring pressure with making pizza and within half a minute he gets my immediate and full respect. Hard work? Ehhh. Pressure turns cheap rocks into diamonds?? Whaaaa? What effort did you put in to lead all of MLS in goals and then put up a great highlight against Bayern Munich? Well, me dad played footie and I watched him once or twice and it’s like putting slices of pepperoni on pizza!!
With this in mind Wondolowski should take up a cooking class for more of these metaphors to improve his game. Dempsey had his ‘biscuit in the basket’ comment before, so maybe Wondo should start dumping tea into the harbor? Putting some guac on that steak?
20-1:30 One obvious reason for Bradley’s success is being born into a soccer playing family. He relays the memory watching his father play at the age of six or seven and if you’re an American fan you wonder … which American soccer player has the biggest chance of having a child grow up to play well? As bizarre as it seems, there’s a solid chance that either a player from the USMNT will sire a female star for the USWNT, or the exact opposite will happen where Hope Solo gives birth to a son destined for greatness. I will give her son even more chances for soccer success if he is born in prison or some distant hipster socialist labor camp where he develops a tough as steel outlook on life (and CONCACAF).
1:30-2:10 Ian Wright Philips, aka IWP, talks about his son being more than just a ‘left foot and a header’. Then he fights back tears. How crazy is it that the son of an English Premiere League Legend is an MLS starter, on the same team as Thierry Henry (who ALSO is an Arsenal legend), leads the league in scoring and the Red Bulls are always fighting mediocre attendance? And I admit that I’m being a hypocrite here! I had no idea that BWP was of genuine importance until I noticed in the middle of this year that his story was unique and rare in a league that seems to create its own controversy. Either New Yorkers are a callous lot waiting for Messi to sign with MLS or Red Bull management couldn’t promote their way out of a brown paper bag filled with a dozen full Red Bull cans. I get it that New York is a tough place to promote, but you would think that this story would’ve caught on a bit more.
It’s too bad because now I have to hear about the JETS and GIANTS more for the NFL football season.
2:10 – 2:50 MLS Insider puts up a stat says that he played for ‘four other English clubs’ before going to NY. The video doesn’t mention he bounced around the third divisin; I’m not typing it to be negative, I’m typing it because he now leads the league in scoring ahead of Robbie Keane, Donovan, Dempsey and Wondolowski.
2:50 – 3:00 (phone rings) Hey, remember the guy who beat your dad’s record at Arsenal? The one with the statue outside the playground? Well, if you fly to NYC and train well enough you can play with him. We won’t really give you that much money, but hey, you like pizza right? Did anyone tell you a New York’s pizza?
3:00-3:30 Lloyd Sam drops the same media sound-byte that Dempsey gave us last year. Sam’s in his prime? Bradley is in his prime? He’s 29 and although that can be a certified Spring Chicken by MLS standards, let’s not make it sound like he’ll stay here for a decade in New York. Also Lloyd Sam is also the same age at 29 and I watch him play two or three times a month. Sam’s prime needs to get ‘more prime’ or however that works. Although he does have a few moves to juke defenders inside the box he’s still not Xavi by any stretch.
They’re both good players (and as always I wish them the best!), but the league is getting younger and they’re typical young New Yorkers who might happen to ‘retire’ soon after 30.
3:30-3:45 Is Sam speaking or is Don Garber? You see how the league is getting stronger, so many people want to come here, the talent is growing etc etc
3:45 – 4:00 BWP ask a rhetorical question … could he have done better before in England? He answers ‘Maybe’ but it seems like he’s saying ‘Yes’. His time with the Red Bulls can be considered a second chance and I do think it’s good for the league. Also, he was playing in one of the top leagues in the world. I think if ANY American player gets time with Manchester City or in the Championship it would’ve been something to be proud of.
4:00-4:50 This portion of the video focus on Henry; and let’s ask ourselves, if there was an MLS Insider about Mike Petke’s initial years as a Metrostar … would they still have to heap praise on Henry? I think it’s part of the MLS handbook that any video about NYRB is obligated to reference how great Henry is.
The thing is … Henry is still a legend.
4:50-5:37 And Henry is still a legend with a major French accent. I forgive him, I’m pretty sure he also speaks fluent Spanish making him friends in three different media markets. But I did spend a good moment wondering ‘What is he saying’?? Same general on the team? Same general with the tee? Same generation city?
OOOh, same generosity.
5:37-6:38 I’m like man Enjoy …. I need to say this more in conversation, maybe even write it more on my blog.
6:38-7:34 This part of the video shows Henry acting annoyed and educating Bradley with improvements he envisions. I’ve seen almost every Red Bull game this year and every RBNY fan has seen Henry do the same thing, in the middle of play. He’ll walk around in confusion and disbelief, while others run full speed, and then he’ll shake his majestic Arsenal legend hands toward the ground as if to imply ‘The ball was supposed to be here but it’s over there!! Can I get some gen-er-osi-tee??‘ Red Bull fans put up with it because he’s their all time assist leader (and counting!).
7:34-8:32 Henry says that BWP is the man, BWP says Henry is the man and after that there’s a sweeeeeeeeeeeeet goal against Bayern. And for the fourth or fifth time in the video BWP does his Irish Leprechaun hop.
8:32-9:15 BWP muses, that if you stop scoring you just keep going … and then you’ll score again. That’s just how it works. Well, I get the feeling he’s being a bit too humble here. We can’t forget the fact that BWP stands a good chance of flying off to another league next year for a bigger paycheck and I doubt anyone would hold that against him. By all accounts he could’ve still been playing in England’s third division by now if luck didn’t turn his way. Instead he’s hanging out with Uncle Henry and maybe getting the MLS Golden Boot. It’s not the La Liga golden boot, but boots are boots and plenty of people saw the All-Star goal.
Hey Bradley, when you get a few phone calls from Premiere League clubs paying you four times what the Red Bulls are paying you, don’t feel bad if you have to go back across the pond. You’ve made your father proud and are were part of New York City while you were still young.
And I’m like man Enjoy.
Hello again everybody, I’m sorry for the delayed update but you’ve forgiven me in the past when lapses like this happen. I assure you that, no, I’m not in any trouble or decided to give up on watching soccer. In my experience soccer hipsters (which I guess you could label me as) don’t go on to a new sports fad. No, the soccer hipster will continue to watch soccer but then not get surprised or excited when the same things happen over and over. For instance, after a great world cup showing American soccer is sort of going into a rough patch? No matter how many times Nike or ESPN tell you that American soccer is going to fight for a World Cup Championship in ten years, coach Klinsmann has to worry about today. And also Don Garber has his hands full with MLS issues.
Here, I present to you some reasons why American soccer is going to get a little less better for the next couple of years, and a bit more sucky ….
1. Tim Howard wants a break from American soccer …
This news came up last week and for the most part Americans have been supportive. His reasoning is that he needs some time off to focus on Everton and see his family a bit more. He said he’ll return in a couple years and try to compete for major tournaments. But doesn’t this remind you of someone else who said he needed a break and was just feeling a bit burned out ….
2. Donovan is making this his last season in MLS.
Hmmmmm, it seems Landon’s vacation in Cambodia gave him enough perspective and peace of mind to hang up his cleats and call it a career. I’m not here to demean him, he set record after record for both the MLS and the USMNT. Now I have to wonder who will become LA’s next major star? This is a big loss for MLS and it’s not like they can create a player like Donovan in a two year span; for as much negative press Landon received over the past two years no one can take away what he did for the league and in the 2010 World Cup.
Let’s continue on with some harsh truths ….
3. Thierry Henry is in his last or next to last year.
He’s killing it still, of course, and broke the all-time assist record for NYRB this year. And in a bizarre twist the management office of NYRB claims that they’re done spending huge sums of money that were the main reason he was here in the first place.. so, sorry Xavi whoever was next in line. The Red Bulls are making a transition to ‘moneyball’ franchise to please their Austrian overlords and even Cahill’s contract looks like too much weight on their shoulders. I’m glad I enjoyed a deep pocket NYRB franchise while it lasted.
4. Don Garber is having health issues, and it’s very unfortunate. I wish he’d get better and it’s going to be tough on a league to find a leader to do what he’s done. I wasn’t there but MLS had been in a dark place when he had to revive it from the dead. And now, at an important time, Garber has to be away from MLS as it stumbles along with major hurdles about salary caps, new expansion teams and rebrands.
And wait a minute …
5. Clint Dempsey is getting tired and needs more rest now???
Maaaaaannnnn?! Can’t MLS pay someone huge exorbitant sums of money for a famous player and then run them into the ground with travel and USMNT appearances for three years straight? Why can’t an older player train with a German fitness freak, have his nose broken and then still succeed against younger players on difficult fake turf? And win a major trophy?! The NERVE!!!
It it’s any consolation Sounder fans, Dempsey’s work output reminds me of David Beckham when he was a traveling circus for MLS. Of course Dempsey doesn’t have close to all Beckham’s global hype and attention, but he’s a strong player with a drive to succeed (even when his health and fitness weaken a bit over time). Beckham in the end did win an MLS Championship, but he was limping on the field and had to endure dangerous MLS mid-fielders trying to sweep his leg every game. Clint I think has a few more years in him, but America did ask a lot from the guy (at the very least he got paid, and he might even do something with his rap career).
6. Remember the crazy management office of Toronto spending a ton of money for Michael Bradley and Defoe?
The man who put that together, Tim Leiweke, is leaving the the team because …. hey, I have no idea why and here is the link below.
Is it because of the L.A. rebrand? Is it for the new L.A. stadium? Was he avoiding crack smoking mayors knocking on his door? Did he have beef with Drake?
No one can tell but a team like Toronto had been known in the past for always having a disorganized management office. And this whole situation of spending a ton of money and then just quitting the position shows how difficult it is to run a team, let alone an entire league.
7. America is getting thin with their international stars.
One feather in MLS’s cap is that they would ship a player out to a European league, and when that player succeeded MLS was now in a position to pay him good money to play at home. Donovan did some time in Germany, Dempsey played in England and Michael Bradley played in Roma. Even DaMarcus Beasley did solid in Mexico and now plays in Houston after a well played World Cup performance.
But now MLS doesn’t have that many big name international stars. Some, like Yedlin from Seattle, are about to start their career across the pond but it’s not like they can resign him for millions of dollars in 2015. Tim Howard, as mentioned above, would be a very expensive goalie to fill your roster with. As much as I support NYRB, I don’t think paying a goalie a ton of money is a great club investment when he has to stay in one area for the entire game and can’t make goals all the time or create assists. I think Tim Howard’s great as much as the next guy, but can he be a huge signing for MLS in a couple of years? I doubt it, even though he’d be a huge help for any team.
And Altidore? Dempsey was a great signing because he succeeded against top teams and got a ton of European playing time. Americans are ecstatic if Jozy plays more than twenty minutes in a game and maybe, maaaaaaybe creates an assist. Jozy Altidore scoring in the Premiere League is like snow in California … maybe it happened before but no one is betting it’ll happen again.
So … in conclusion ……. MLS will have to brainstorm quite a bit to right the ship as it moves on into 2015 and welcomes Kaka, David Villa and Frank Lampard. I’m sure MLS will make money, but the American soccer landscape will lose Donovan and maybe even Dempsey after a couple of years if Seattle’s turf does it’s worst to his legs. I’m not saying MLS is in trouble, only that all the over-hyping and ‘I Believe That We Will Win!’ songs won’t turn this nation into
Brazil Germany in the next few years.
America has a long way to go and a few more stars to develop.
This past week I had a great time seeing Manchester City and Liverpool play a friendly (that “wasn’t a friendly”) at Yankee Stadium. What follows are my thoughts and observations from a night drenched in alcohol and the loud screams of the new American football supporter.
6:00 PM – As my wife and I wait for the oncoming 4 train to the Bronx I’m struck by the ratio of Liverpool fans to Manchester City fans. It’s 9:1, favoring the boys in Red. I don’t see anyone wearing a light blue shirt like myself and I keep looking around the crowded platform for anyone who might defend me in case some knob-head fans try to start questioning why I support Manchester City. As the station keeps filling I can’t help but see Gerrard jerseys filling up the space. I’m blinded by Liverpool crests and as I shove myself into a crowded train I find someone who just might be wearing a Manchester City jersey and won’t be annoyed by me ….. except he’s wearing an Arsenal jersey.
My blue shirt asks Why Always Me?, as a nod to Mario Balotelli’s hat trick against United. When the train rumbles itself into the Bronx I am a speck of blue in a field of Red. Yeah, seriously, WHY ALWAYS ME?
6:15 – My fears of Red vs Blue hooliganism are put to rest when I get the feeling that despite 90% of the fans are Liverpool fans …. 90% of everyone are non-violent Americans like myself with light connections to Europe. No one is arguing or giving menacing looks to anyone. This is pretty much a plastic fan, tourist haven for anyone who has watched more than two Premiere League games and can tell the difference between Manchester United and Manchester City. When a loud gang of Liverpool fans walks around singing Liverpool chants, it’s more because they like chanting, and not because they want to single out Manchester City fans … (because there are no Manchester City fans)
6:30 – I’ve been forced to wait in line for a Manchester City scarf at a small merchandise location staffed by 65 year old, slow as molasses, Yankee employees. There are just four merchandise staffers who have to put up with about 150 crazed fans like myself who are in no line, no organization and who have been given no directions on how to wait. As kick-off looms closer, everyone is getting impatient and desperate to get Gerrard shirts and Liverpool hats. All I want is a Manchester City scarf and the impatience of a New Yorker begins to scream out of my throat
MY WIFE WAS HERE FIRST!!! WE’RE NEXT!!! HEY, KEVIN!!! KEVIN!!! WE’RE NEXT OVER HERE!!!!
MANCHESTER CITY FANS SHOULD GET PREFERENCE!!! THERE’S A DEAL WITH THE YANKEES!!! A SCARF!! I JUST WANT A SCARF!!!
JUUUUUUUST A SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFF!!!!!!!!! JUST A MANCHEEEESTER CIIIIITTYY SCAAAAAAAAARRRFF!!!
WE WERE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXT!!!!!
25 minutes later with scarf in hand, and dignity out the window, we could get down to the field and indulge in $12.00 beers and $25.00 food. The greed of the Yankees is something only a resident in a big city can fathom. The Yankees hired the slow, dementia touched staffers on purpose to drive up demand of merchandise and slow everything down. The Yankees paid them minimum wage. Also the beer doesn’t come with any covers; you have to balance it steady like you’re a busy waiter and pray to everything above that no stray beers runs over the top.
7:45 – After half-time I start to get liquid courage and don’t mind yelling at the players from my seats. Some of my deep observations include yelling that Joe Hart looks like the star from Dawsons Creek (which he does, but the point has been made before). I then yell out that Manchester City doesn’t depend on a biter (like Suarez) …. but in fact neither does Liverpool now that he’s gone on to Barcelona. I stop yelling gibberish when I realize I might be annoying people.
9:30 – I’m waiting in line for the restroom when I decide to whistle Blue Moon. The song vibrates off the tile and amplifies the tune and I hear someone behind me ask ‘Who’s whistling that?’. I turn around and it’s another Manchester City supporter. My confidence skyrockets (although I doubt any of the American Liverpool fans know anything about the connection between the Blue Moon song and Manchester City.
9:45 – As the game ends people walk by and compliment me on my Why Always Me shirt and I head back to the train as a contended, inebriated Man City supporter. A group of Everton fans start calling out to Manchester City fans as they walk out, saying ‘Thank you for not supporting Liverpool!!!’ It’s a great feeling to delude myself into thinking that I’m a hardcore Manchester City fan, but I know the feeling is ephemeral.
Most of us Americans can trade Premiere League identity as easily as putting on a new jersey. Does it make any sense that I have an Everton jersey back home but I feel like I’m best friends with Liam Ghallager because of my new Manchester City scarf? Why do new soccer fans get attached to a far-off team and then decide to follow another when the feeling gets cold? My wife doesn’t know anything about soccer and asked me to let her know when to boo and when to applaud. Are new American soccer fans that different from her in that we have to follow the leads of others to enjoy European soccer the most?
10:00 – I’m on the subway back to Queens wearing my new blue scarf and speaking Cantonese (I’m not Chinese) because I can talk about unsuspecting Liverpool fans right in front of their faces, life is good. But something is annoying me on my great trip back home. There’s someone who attended the game, but he’s not backing Liverpool or Manchester City. No, this guy is wearing a NYCFC SHIRT!!!
For some bizarre reason I hate this guy. NYCFC doesn’t even have a team and he’s supporting them over the Red Bulls? What, Thierry Henry’s not good enough and two press conferences from David Villa and Frank Lampard are enough to make you support Yankee soccer? I can see myself supporting Manchester City, but NYCFC? I can watch a friendly on a baseball field, but I have a long way to go before I just drop the Red Bulls and the Metrostar connection.
The irony in the air is thick as I turn my nose up at this NYCFC fan and move on with my fresh Manchester City scarf that I might forget about in two months; new American soccer fans are just trendy bastards.
First off, I’d like to thank the thousands of Arsenal fans who descended into New York city yesterday and flooded the subway systems with proud gunner logos, fresh jersey purchases and a foul stench of naive English soccer sycophants. Thank you, a thousand times over, for making me more a Red Bull fan than I should be. There must’ve been 100 Arsenal fans for every 1 Red Bull fan and even though I’m a fan of ‘the Ghost‘ Ozil, I just can’t wrap my head around getting crazy for a team I have no connection with. All those Arsenal fans yesterday weren’t from England, and I’d be surprised if most of them were from New York. These Americans must’ve flooded in from different parts of the country just to watch Mesut Ozil and other important players NOT step on the field. I understand the significance of MLS friendlies and the cash grab they entail, I get it. But if you live in New York or close to it, are you really going to pick Arsenal as a favorite team despite no connection with London?
Which brings me to the subject of this post, what MLS team should you follow if there’s no MLS team close to you? Everyone keeps talking about the World Cup being great for America and the growing numbers of American soccer fans, but that means that new people will have to pick a new team and support it. Are you one of those people? Confused about the stereotypes for each team? Well, read on and get closer to the essence of Major League Soccer.
1. Red Bulls
Positives: They’re like the Knicks in that they’re a true, original New York team and they’re never guaranteed success. Even last year when they won the supporter shield they were more lucky than deserving, not that I’m complaining. They’re an MLS original and they SHOULD have enough cash to bring over solid players. But, if the money train stops, and it might, then they might not even make the play-offs.
Negatives: The name itself is embarrassing and I don’t think they’ll change it. No matter which way you spin it, this team is a pretty much a write-off for a sports drink company. If you’re not a New Yorker follow at your own risk.
2. Seattle Sounders
Positives: I can’t imagine a year when they can be bad when they’re backed by Microsoft and 500,000 crazed hipster fans. While New York has their own new stadium, they have to bring in Arsenal to fill much of it. The Sounders will pack it to the walls against last place MLS teams. Seattle is becoming an large emerald in Don Garber’s golden ring of Major League Power.
Negatives: The fans can be deluded enough to think they can beat major European teams just because the stadium gets so crowded. If a Seattle fan has been watching soccer for one year they think the team can catch up to Tottenham in five years and beat Mexican teams day in and day out (well … about that Tottenham thing ….). If you don’t live in Seattle and decide to support this team then just reason it out that you support Clint Dempsey, otherwise you’ll seem like a two-faced glory hunter.
3 L.A. Galaxy
Positives: They made the monumental deal to land David Beckham and push the league a little bit more in the spotlight. The league wanted them to be a ‘Goliath’ so they were very successful a few years ago and now command a good deal of respect just based on their history. They’re also coached by Bruce Arena, a former USMNT coach.
Negatives: Beckham retired and Donovan might retire soon after. The management team who made the team so important before broke up this year and now I doubt they’ll sign another big name. They might be a stable team to watch, but they’re not guaranteed success. It reminds me of the Lakers having issues and missing the play-offs with Kobe and Donovan getting older and swearing to everyone they can still play. They CAN play well, but will they CONTINUE to play well?
4. The team closest to you
Positives: You are in the bottom floor of an elevator that can only go upwards. If your local team is mediocre now or just downright bad, who’s to say it won’t change in a year? Even DC United has hope when the league makes a habit of taking decent players and then shipping them off to random arbitrary cities. Your local team won’t get relegated will they? This league is so young that if you decide to support a small upstart, even if it’s NASL, you’ll get to be a part of history down the line if it gets stronger (or signs Kaka of all people).
Negatives: If you decide to go local you face a serious risk of hating management for non-performance. Some teams get upset by not having a legit stadium, others by never signing big name stars. Also if you decide to follow a team there’s a chance it might be re-branded as a different entity. If you want to brag about being a true fan that can take abuse and neglect, you better get ready to get abused and neglected.
5. Real AMERICAN ‘Good Management Teams’
Positives: Examples of these teams are RSL and SKC because their management offices outright specify that they’re not going to sign big name players when they can develop talent and a strong fan following all by themselves. SKC changed itself from ‘The Wiz’ and put together a new stadium in addition to signing two rising USMNT players. RSL is praised for being a solid team on a very cheap wage scale compared to Toronto or NYRB. Also notice how both of these teams were in the MLS Cup final last year.
Negatives: There’s a quote about David Stern that his idea of the perfect NBA Final was between the Lakers and the Lakers. As much as it’s not talked about MLS executives are trying to woo Mexican fans as well as Europeans to get more revenue but because RSL won’t be crazy enough to sign Chicharito or Frank Lampard it means across the pond they’ll get ignored. People in France know Henry, they don’t know Kyle Beckerman (even though Beckerman had a strong World Cup and raised his game). It’s good to support a team for good coaching and management, but certain teams just don’t make an interesting final to advertise, even if the play on the field was of decent quality.
6. NYCFC aka the Poseurs Paradise
Positives: If you live in upper Manhattan it’ll take you twenty minutes to get to a glorified baseball field so see your local team.
Negatives: NYCFC is sort of the opposite of the ‘Good American Management’ teams because it’s all set up by an English team in the first place and they just signed David Villa and Frank Lampard. With that typed, I hope Lampard gets in a fist-fight and brawl with an underpaid player when Frank realizes that MLS players have to make up for bad technique by bad slide tackles, ankle busting stud attacks and cheap elbows to your neck.
Let me also state that I’m a bit bitter that NYCFC has a good chance of making the Red Bulls irrelevant and all they had to do was overpay a few players and set up a business deal with the Yankees. Well done NYCFC, you’re going to prove that money buys success and make me feel even worse for supporting Manchester City over Liverpool this Wednesday. You make my hypocrisy visible and apparent and it’ll hurt more when you win.
7. The other option is …. stick with a foreign club!!
Foreign clubs can be watched with an internet connection or with NBC Sports, Fox, Univision or ESPN. The other leagues have better players and also can play in the UEFA Champions League. Not only will the games be more intense, but Jurgen Klinsmann himself wants American players to ship out and play for them. Go ahead Suckyball reader, you can buy that new jersey and support any European or Spanish based team you want.
I’ve written it before, there’s nothing wrong with supporting a foreign team to get into soccer if you’re American. Would we hold it against a teenager in Germany if he watches the NBA’s basketball instead of the Spanish leagues? Eurosnobs can be a little annoying, but I’d rather talk soccer with someone who follows Bayern Munich instead of someone who never watches soccer. It’s a large world getting smaller every day, is there such a thing as soccer fan court presided over by a loyalty judge?
Positives: Foreign clubs have more history, better talent and huge followings that dwarf even Seattle’s proud fan base.
Negatives: If you buy a foreign jersey and walk around Red Bull Arena, and YOU’RE A NEW YORKER, then local snobs will assume you’re annoying and fake, even if you’re really not.
I’m back!! Your humble scribe has been caught in the excitement of global ‘futbol’ and has been away from penning Suckyball for a good while. It’s about that time for me to return to update again on the state of all things ‘Sucky’ with American soccer. No, I won’t harp on the fact that the American team would’ve gotten thrashed by Argentina, the Netherlands, Columbia or Germany (again). The USMNT played pretty much how I predicted they would play: they were thiiiiiis close, and they put up such a cloooose fight. But I’m not here to degrade them as other countries such as Spain, Italy and Portugal went home early and they didn’t have someone as amazing as Tim Howard playing goal keeper.
No, the reason I’m writing on the eve of the World Cup final is because next year NYCFC will
invade appear in the Bronx and distract everyone into believing that MLS 3.0 is on par with La Liga or the Premiere League (when nothing could be further from the truth). NYCFC, in my view, is a calculated cash grab by the Yankees and Middle Eastern oil powers that in my opinion will crash and stumble just like other European attempts into MLS. They’re not guaranteed anything in MLS no matter how many dollar signs they dance around the Bronx.
You can read all about the ‘Goliath’ team here:
So why the vitrol on something that’s supposed to bring more attention to New York? Here I’ll break down the reasons for skepticism.
1. Since when did New York deserve more attention?
I’ve lived here for six years and I’ve seen Barclays center open up for the Nets, I’ve seen the Giants and Jets both fight for Superbowl spots, in addition to Met-Life Arena even hosting the most recent Superbowl. New York has seen the Red Bulls play strong enough to win an MLS Supporters Shield, and then I saw the same city not really give them any credit for it. The crazy hockey fans here make huge deals out of Ranger play-off appearances and a ton of Spike Lee-ish Knicks fans believe that year after year Carmelo is a strong enough player to make a Finals appearance (but I don’t think that Spike Lee himself believes that, only a million of other Knickerbocker fans that still keep hope with Zen Master Phil Jackson supporting the team) … ..
And all these sports situations don’t even include or acknowledge the ubiquitous, omnipresent New York Yankees baseball logo that comes at you at all angles from sports pages, ESPN Sportscenter recaps, Jay-Z’s lyrics, Times Square gift-stores and now even the new press announcements from NYCFC itself. The worst irony is that this Yankees hat is my favorite to wear, because when I wear it I’m telling the entire Tri-State area that I support all things New York, and this city agrees with me.
The city that never sleeps accepting NYCFC is not the same as another city taking in a new flashy and trendy sports team. This isn’t Oklahoma City turning into Durant’s Thunder Town or Seattle getting Sounder fever.
Let me put it this way – Tim Cahill went Beast mode for Australia this summer and scored this:
… and New Yorkers thought … ‘Oh yeeeah, Cahill plays for the Red Bulls ….. too bad I’ll never go to a game there’.
2. NYCFC WILL PLAY ON A BASEBALL FIELD!!!
Try and think of all the monumental over-hype that will come next year as David Villa and other potential big names start playing in the Bronx. The NYCFC ownership has been hemming and hawing about ‘beautiful play’ and ‘Barcelona-type passing’ that they’ve been ignoring that the often ignored Red Bulls have been trotting out European legend Thierry Henry himself to the shrugs of MLS fans. The league has been getting stronger for the past decade and doesn’t need to bow down to Europe (that much) when it comes to style …. especially for a team that will play on a baseball field!!! Also as a side-note, the MLS All-star team will get blasted this summer by Bayern Munich … but so would Barcelona too you think? Barcelona isn’t that Barcelona anymore … the NYCFC owners should just start saying they’re expecting to play German soccer or Munich-style offense.
I can take back this negativity if NYCFC makes an announcement for a new soccer stadium in a few years, but I don’t see that happening. New York real estate can be an expensive, treacherous snake pit and even if oil rich owners have a blank check then you can count on New York businessmen to make the whole situation as expensive and head-ache inducing as possible. In the meantime ….. your great, powerful, MLS megabrand of NYCFC will play on a dirt baseball field for their early incarnation.
3. The Red Bulls have a history that connects to earlier New York soccer.
While that link is tenuous, it’s real. The Red Bulls were the New York Metrostars and that team fielded a young Tim Howard and Michael Bradley and was even coached by former USMNT team coach Bob Bradley. The Metrostars developed some guy named Mike Petke who then stuck with his home-team after retirement and became the respected RBNY head-coach last year. The Metrostars were an MLS original franchise that also went through the same difficult pains that the Galaxy would go through as they gave a ton of money to an international player (Beckham) only to watch the team middle and flop. The Galaxy and Red Bull both got their acts together for better performance, but even brand new Red Bull Arena still doesn’t sell-out even with the likes of Henry, the pre-mentioned Super Cahill and MLS’s number one goal scorer (Bradley Wright Phillips).
This is a harsh statement to make, but if you think NYCFC will save the league from being too American or weak you’re ignoring the past. L.A. tried being European, NYRB tried being European, Seattle is trying to buy a title as an American/African/whatever it takes to win team. NYCFC will have to get in line with everyone else.
4. If you’re a New Yorker who will support NYCFC your levels of hipster-amateur-neophyte soccer lover will be off the charts.
Wow, New York has a team that’s in a real New York borough ….. but the Giants and Jets play in New Jersey, and there’s not that much of a travel time difference from either the Bronx or New Jersey from mid-town. (Cough, remember, baseball field!!)
Wow, NYCFC will be ALL international stars …. David Villa is a great player, wonderful player, but he’s ONE player for a team that’s signed just three new players as of this month. Sure, Frank Lampard might play for them. But isn’t he the same player who mocked the World Trade center attacks and now you’re cheering for him represent NY? If NYCFC sign Messi, Ronaldo or even James Rodriguez then I might support them, and that’s saying something.
NYCFC has tons of money and will buy an MLS Championship!!! The weak teams are DONE for ….. You don’t think NYRB, the L.A. Galaxy, Seattle or even Toronto FC have tons of cash to throw around? Part of the new MLS ownership line of thinking is forgetting about the salary cap all-together and just buying whoever you want.
NYCFC isn’t going to change soccer history here anymore than the Nets moving to Brooklyn will change the history of the NBA. They’re both business decisions meant to take advantage of an immense, crowded world city and its wealthy and (at times) shallow young fans. The Metrostars did change history at Giants stadium and I wasn’t even there to root for them. They live on through NYRB soccer and are now supported on the fringes, out from the sight of most New York media and outright ignored by ESPN. You can’t ask me to support NYCFC when NYRB has given me enough of a soccer experience to not cast them aside like they’re nothing to anyone.
WOW, NYCFC AND NYRB WILL HAVE A BIG COOL ‘APPLE’ DERBY !!! ……….. Now this, derby thing, I can agree with. But, I’d rather watch them play it out in a real soccer stadium instead of the dirt-filled, misshaped, awkward baseball field meant for someone else’s powerful team. NYCFC, I hope you lose ten derby games in a row to NYRB for the near future.
Right when I thought that Americans had stopped caring about soccer for maybe five minutes … Beats by Dre dropped an advertisement for their headphones with major international cameos. You don’t believe me? Here:
I think the stereotype of the hipsterish, smug Eurosnob is getting shoved aside by Lebron James and his corporate brethren. Did you expect Serena Williams and Stuart Scott to be involved? I was also shocked to see Little Wayne display an expensive chain with a soccer ball on it. But hey, you have to find new listeners somewhere right?
When American audiences and Apple itself have given the company new millions, the next logical step is sending Beats By Dre to places like Brazil, Spain, the Netherlands, Germany etc. I had a feeling that American advertisers would start spending a ton of money to hype up this World Cup, but I should’ve realized that their marketing push would reach outward across the entire world, not just the small fifty states.
And how weird was it seeing Nicki Minaj in the same video as Chicharito?
…. But at least MLS received a nod with Thierry Henry acting the part of un grand souteneur. Bon Chance America!!! Enter the jungle!!